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SUCCESS -




I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! - to fight back against the Empire


TAGS: empire drunk homeless anything beard
Rating: 4.49/5

More motifakes by EternalEye622

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2012, 5:32 am
He is too old. Yes, too old to begin the training.
whocares0 - September 10, 2012, 7:35 pm
The Force is strong with this one.


last wish -


TAGS: anything your heart desires
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 24, 2015, 10:17 am
Awesome!
GaryO - February 8, 2015, 8:26 am
Thanks sir UG and Mizz
ughomer - February 7, 2015, 12:46 pm
Superb!
mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:54 am
Sick and twisted!! Luv it! My stomach goes in the teacups, heart in the tiki room, legs on top of the mattahorn, foot in the door, head up tinkerbell's asterisk! 5 laughing Lions!
GaryO - February 5, 2015, 7:14 pm
Thanx guys
concern3 - February 5, 2015, 4:53 am
Nicely done GaryO, Defiantly a 5er, the comments VERY FUNNY are also a 5er
spacedog - February 4, 2015, 6:46 pm
Nicely done. It would take a bigger man than I though, it's a small world after all.
GaryO - February 4, 2015, 6:18 pm
Thank ya, ladies. Now about that offer. Just a corner of the porch…and a bowl…big bowl. Dry or wet? Does yer back yard need fertilizing? Do you have a high tolerance for self licking?
lgvernon - February 4, 2015, 1:52 pm

I LOLOLOLOLOLOLed and read this aloud. My husbing says you'd fit right in around here. No, you may not have the spare room. 5LLLLLs
MissPriss - February 4, 2015, 12:14 am
Make sure your remains are immunized for measles 1st...5L Mr. Gary!


LAMENT -


TAGS: whining will not solve anything
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - February 9, 2013, 8:47 am
Yeah... Gigantic... because I am minute...
Reality Lord - February 9, 2013, 6:48 am

huge


WHAT IS SHE AFRAID OF - Not a damn thing !


TAGS: woman guns not afraid anything
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Budog

confinedchaos - November 15, 2013, 9:32 pm
don't know what you're talking about she's holding that weapon perfectly
Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:46 am
Dat Carbine owo
tomyironmane - May 4, 2013, 11:34 pm
HAH. That is 5.56 NATO and AR, comrade. Compared to 7.62X54R and Mosin-Nagant, it has recoil like mouse fart.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 3, 2013, 10:18 pm
I guess after busting my eye socket on an old PU Scope I play it safe.
tomyironmane - May 3, 2013, 5:46 pm
one inch from the scope only applies to the AN/PVQ-31, most civilian scopes are longer, and red dot sights (like the one she has mounted) have no set eye relief. Also a solid stock weld like she has makes targeting faster, easier, and more accurate.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 7, 2013, 10:49 pm
She should be scared of resting her face on the rifle like that. You should always keep your head one inches from the scope and face one inch from the butt.
boston - July 24, 2012, 2:17 pm
My kind of woman..Not afraid to bust a cap in yo azz
maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:22 pm
5L


WHY? -


TAGS: question everything isnt going to solve anything
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

TheOne - February 15, 2011, 7:34 pm
This made me laugh and with me thats pretty rare.
forseti - May 10, 2010, 5:11 am
i like it and didn't know it... ;)
Sho - May 9, 2010, 3:46 pm
I kinda miss them tunnels
Kspace - May 9, 2010, 2:17 pm
Back in the day we'd have called this tunnelbait...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:32 am
Prove it...check the queue
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:30 am
everY everY I know I typed that y. Where did it go? Y oh y?
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:29 am
Each and ever one. I make it a priority to be online just so I can approve your posters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:28 am
so.....All of mine is what you're saying.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:25 am
I'm no help... I let a good three-fourths of the 2L and below posters through. :S
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:21 am
*y
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:21 am
Where were ou TOC?....Aggy was too drunk to stop this last night.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:12 am
Motifakes with no subtext are usually rejected anyway.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:04 am
Prime example of a "no effort" Motifake. 1L
Klara - May 9, 2010, 9:01 am
Why? Do I already know this one


MOST SHOCKING - When statues attack


TAGS: some statues will do anything
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

forseti - September 15, 2010, 4:34 am
"you looked at my sisters bare boobs?!?"
Claire - September 14, 2010, 10:42 pm
I'm just gonna take my stuffed K9 and go cry. (the sad thing is I actually own a remote control replica of K9...)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 9:41 pm
Really Claire. Those were the worst 2 episodes ever...and we're talking about a show that doesn't even try.
Claire - September 14, 2010, 8:49 pm
Don't blink.


HEY THERE GOOD LOOKING - Did you have anything planned for tonight ?




BE PREPARED - the Boy Scout Motto has never failed me yet




BELIEVING -


TAGS: false hope doesn t solve anything
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by caveman

spacedog - July 30, 2012, 10:57 am
Excellent poster Caveman. 5L
GaryO - July 29, 2012, 7:55 pm
It’s so nice to see a consecutive string of really good posters, this being one of ‘em.
Sho - July 29, 2012, 12:09 pm
That's a 5
mariand - July 29, 2012, 11:52 am
amsome...it makes me think about the reverse


ASK HER OUT -




INSECURITY -


TAGS: feel good inc flying saucers area51 shrek donkey mother inlaws anything that occupy space and has mass fart what me worry
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

rnbw00 - September 19, 2011, 1:22 pm
Yeh, but which one is still alive, and looks great?


GOD DAMMIT JOE -


TAGS: match lighter torch anything but not the button jb
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 3:42 pm
The word of the day is "Fire!"...Dammit Joe ya did it again!


BIOLOGY FINAL -




CHARLES DARWIN -


TAGS: ditto transforms into anything theone
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by TheOne

M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 6:02 pm
Very nice, and ... 'What Rick Said'
Rick69 - April 11, 2012, 2:32 pm
Ditto...


DO IT RIGHT - As long as you do something right No one will notice that you did anything at all


TAGS: you won t do anything right
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

mariand - August 11, 2011, 2:28 pm
right!!!!!


REGRETS -


TAGS: aprchallenge regrets did i miss anything
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 11:10 am
Nice one sicko! I know guy from this car club. They have chapters everywhere. 5L
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 9:45 am
I too, regret the things I never did. Her name was Jodie.
Fatt Matt - April 20, 2010, 9:42 am
Yes sir!


Procrastinate -




THE GOOD LIFE -


TAGS: nobody tells me anything
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

RagTopDriver - July 26, 2010, 2:12 pm
And there is no thermometer on the wall because it broke in may the first time it hit 120.


CRAIG'S LIST -


TAGS: you can get anything on cl
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by sickartist

sickartist - April 13, 2010, 6:07 pm
I was just having my floppy switched for a hard drive
Fatt Matt - April 13, 2010, 4:40 pm
What's the happy ending? When she loads bit torrent for you?


SPRING AT LAST - Time to mow the lawn twice a week But don't worry about it Airman's got it covered


TAGS: airman spring at last dont you hate it when you cant come up with anything clever to say
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Retserrof

R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 10:54 am
That is seriously a wicked mower! However, Airman, when you bank for a turn, the wings are going to make horrible furrows in your lawn. Just FYI. Oh and 5 bitchin' mowers for the poster!
GreyScorpion - May 4, 2010, 9:22 pm
when did John Deere go Hi-Tech? very nice, 5L
Retserrof - May 4, 2010, 9:19 pm
thanks guys. New and trying hard not to suck, so positive reviews make me happy and whatnot
Bovee - May 4, 2010, 7:51 pm
great. 5Ls i want one as well.
Airman - May 4, 2010, 6:16 pm
are you kidding me? I must have this. Thank you.


SHE DIDN'T EVEN ASK ME TO PROVE IT - then I told her gullible wasn't in the dictionary.




DOUBLE STANDARDS - Truer words were never spoken.




DREAMS -


TAGS: work hard enough and you can be a screw up at anything you want
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - September 29, 2009, 12:00 am
Is that YOU under the tree, MrRandom? If it is, you suck at hide 'n seek. Just sayin'.
MrRandom - September 28, 2009, 6:21 pm
And I am living proof


FENCING -


TAGS: notthatthere sanythingwrongwithstabbing people
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - September 15, 2009, 11:40 am
You suck at re-writing my posters, dude.
polishjew - September 15, 2009, 11:28 am
Fencing. Because some fags don't have guts to do fight.
agdaniele - April 28, 2009, 11:51 pm
Solid.
Sean - April 28, 2009, 10:17 pm
You Sir provide a worthy comment to my worthy poster. En chante -- whatever that means.
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 9:51 pm
The French could Gay up just about anything. I'm surprised they haven't surrendered to each other yet.


KEYS -




I BET 19, 13 LIKE 29, 30 & 3 -


TAGS: hosting parties assignment because i couldn t think of anything else
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 4:18 pm
I must play WAY too much Mortal Kombat, because I know all of Produce's avatars by name.
Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 4:11 pm
That would be one awesome death match...but no.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 18, 2009, 4:23 pm
By the way, Bart and Pro, your avatars so closely positioned together look like they're competing.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 18, 2009, 4:22 pm
Amazing! You have me analyzing my own brain now! This poster is wildly clever and imaginative and very unexpected, too. 5 very well deserved lions!
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:52 am
Everyone seems to be doing great in my absence, so I have to come back and ruin everything. I'm an agent of chaos, produce, and I love the job...though it doesn't pay well.
Produceman117 - December 18, 2009, 2:45 am
Thanks, Bart. It's been awhile. How we doin?
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:30 am
Pro, you brilliant SOB, this is great. 5/5 ...Jesus. lol
Raven - December 18, 2009, 1:29 am
Awesome, 5L. and that's only cuz that's all they let me give
motifake - December 17, 2009, 9:59 pm

Brilliant!!!
Mat D - December 17, 2009, 5:22 pm
Hahahaha very good... and I whole Heartedly agree with your throughts!
LogicDude - December 17, 2009, 9:54 am
WIN: This is hows it's done! 5L!
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 9:50 pm
Not much, I managed to avoid going shopping with my wife so I'm celebrating with beer.
Produceman117 - December 16, 2009, 9:47 pm
Hey thanks, Space. I'm good. What's going on?
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 9:46 pm
How you doing Pro? Nice work!
Produceman117 - December 16, 2009, 9:43 pm
Thanks folks.
erock - December 16, 2009, 8:46 pm
good stuff p-man 5L
Faceplant31 - December 16, 2009, 10:28 am
Awesome poster Pro, fuckin classic. 5L
Fatt Matt - December 16, 2009, 10:01 am
You're right Reality... hell, I'll bet in 20 years she'll be running the Hilton empire all by herself.
Reality Lord - December 16, 2009, 9:42 am

paris rocks. only thing stupid she ebver did waslet her ex keep the sex tape....and her reality show of course.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2009, 9:37 am
You're the Man Veg.....5L


FLIRTATION -




ETIQUETTE -


TAGS: just let me know if there is anything else i can do
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Giulio - October 24, 2009, 5:45 pm
5L!


TAKING STOCK -


TAGS: aim for the whites of their anythings
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - August 25, 2010, 12:00 am
This is greatly under-rated. Love it!
agdaniele - May 20, 2009, 11:37 pm
Ladies and gentlemen, Sean has left the arena!


FORD MOTOR COMPANY -




BOLTS -


TAGS: bolts push pins tape jesus christ anything to whine
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by ronsart

MO - July 22, 2009, 12:19 am
FTW Aggy!! FTW!!!!
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 12:13 am
Nuuuuuuuuuuts!
MO - July 22, 2009, 12:10 am
Bizzaro comment.....I always knew you were crazy but, now I can see your....


POSITIVITY -




For when Google Chrome's incognito isn't incognito enough -


TAGS: not looking at anything bad just composing a letter to my grandmother if you know what i mean
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - November 10, 2013, 4:22 pm

Sounds like you have experience with this...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 10, 2013, 1:49 pm
Not to mention a great way to overheat the laptop.
Sho - November 10, 2013, 10:20 am
thats severely unhealthy


Good Authors -




Cole Porter -


TAGS: cole porter anything goes
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

BobbEdwards - July 15, 2013, 2:07 pm
5s for the whole series and fav'd this one. Great stuff!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 1:53 pm
Thanks, my Lord. Glad you like it. Nothing beats the classics, I just appropriately added the modern pictures to the lyrics of yesteryear.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 1:50 pm
Thank you, SD.
Reality Lord - July 15, 2013, 12:19 pm

ditto on the spacedog comment. nice series dude.
spacedog - July 15, 2013, 11:37 am
I enjoyed the whole run. 5L
GaryO - July 15, 2013, 8:38 am
Phukking inane censor nazi software!…..RED H.O.T. BLUES
GaryO - July 15, 2013, 8:36 am
Amen, cynic. Pure genius. A somewhat recent tribute to his work is the album RED HOT BLUES. Cheers to that.


Consider -




Effort -




Just Think -




REJECTED -


TAGS: not anything enough
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 8:12 pm
One might say that we've gotten soft now... and would like to help the rejected users understand why the poster was not funny enough. But for me... it's a great way to twist the knife a little. "Rejected isn't enough... let me tell you why you blew it"


In Olden Days -


TAGS: cole porter anything goes modern lyrics lady gaga
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 1:58 pm
(dog howl) arrrooooo!
Cannabal - July 15, 2013, 1:35 pm
Ah, one of my favorite tracks from the Capital Wasteland's greatest, and only, radio channel, Galaxy Radio. Shoutout to my boy Three-Dog!
CloudchaserS - July 15, 2013, 11:53 am
In the olden days, a glimpse of female ankle was looked on as something shocking
MissPriss - July 15, 2013, 4:46 am
And that is why I'm terrified of clowns...never used to be.


So though I'm not a great romancer -


TAGS: cole porter anything goes modern lyrics
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 1:36 am
Thanks, Sho. I was trying to go for a 1930s style with Cole Porter's lyrics. Kinda doing a comparison to today.
Sho - July 15, 2013, 1:32 am
and also for the caption and style
Sho - July 15, 2013, 1:32 am
5L for the pic


NEW HORIZON -




SELF ESTEEM. - When not in check, it leads to action. Action -> Disaster -> Humor Humor improves one's Self Esteem




YEP. THAT'S ME. "VEGGIE." - I was trying to show you my new adorable baby poultry-shaped fridge magnet on my dry erase board, but I accidentally sat in front of it, so um... ...anyway, Happy Hanukkah.


TAGS: hanukkah assignment hell i don t even know anything about kwanzaa let alone this holiday
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 3:55 am
5 lions....Happy Kwanzaa.


I CAN'T SEE SO WELL - THE WIFE FOUND ME LOOKING AT BRUNETTE PICS BUT HONEY! IT'S THE MOTIFAKE THEME OF THE DAY! REALLY!


TAGS: she really did hit me and she s a damn good shot but she is also a quite lovely brunette whom i would never trade for anything as she puts up with me and my shiat
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

Faceplant31 - April 21, 2010, 1:54 pm
In the forum under the April Poster assignment thread. Should be on the first page.
Koradan - April 21, 2010, 1:45 pm
Where does one find the Theme of the Day?
SiliconMage - April 21, 2010, 12:50 pm
Did you "forget" to click the safesearch button on?
phydeaux - April 21, 2010, 10:51 am
eh, but I got a sore arm and jaw, and my head hurts. Well... That last might have been the vodka...
R.S.Jake - April 21, 2010, 10:12 am
Has the swelling gone down enough to see properly yet? 5 right hooks!


GREAT MOTHERS - “A mother's love is patient and forgiving when all others are forsaking, it never fails or falters, even though the heart is breaking”




APRIL FOOLS - Let the mountain come to Muhammad. You silly goat herders. I got you. God would not move the mountain. It would crush us. You should have seen the looks on your faces.




VA TECH -


TAGS: coca cola hasnt sponsored anything since kent state
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 1:56 am
I'd like to buy the world a Coke, and keep it company...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:55 am
Limey bastard!
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:53 am
errrr...Look! A distraction! cheerio
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 1:53 am
A look like that? This'll happen later.... on the walk back to the dorms.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:51 am
He's Ginger cuz he wears an orange hat?........Are you British Bart?
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:50 am
Pepper spray? She's holding a fricken' torch and two Navy guys are standing four feet away. No matter how you slice it, the ginger is outgunned.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:50 am
What if you yell "It's coming right for us"?
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 1:49 am
Remember kids, its not rape if you yell surprise first
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:48 am
She was asking for it.
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 1:47 am
That kid's face is full of intent. Girl in the red better have her pepper spray with her.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:41 am
I only burn things because Pong told me to.
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:40 am
You wouldn't believe the shit I've learned from playing Metroid...
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 1:37 am
Hey you know he might just play video games! If you believe half of the crazy attorneys out there, video games teach you how to kill people with no remorse!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:36 am
the guy in the orange toque looks like he might be planning a repeat performance.
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 1:35 am
Makes me that much more interested to see it.
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 1:34 am
The original draft was far worse.
mmmBingSoo - October 3, 2009, 1:23 am
it looks like a pokemon ball to me
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am
5. You Cold,Heartless,Hilarious bastard.
agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 11:17 pm
And thensome.
Sean - October 2, 2009, 11:15 pm
Worth every penny.
agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 11:14 pm
I believe that incident was from taxpayers money.
Sean - October 2, 2009, 11:11 pm
Man that's creepy seeing that Pepsi logo there. Ubiquity can be a bitch-goddess. Love the tags too. say, is it true that when Fabio got hit in the face by that seagull while riding a rollercoaster, the incident was sponsored by Dr. Pepper?


PATERNITY TEST -




TJ HOOKER - Sorry ladies; he's not a prostitute. But he will do anything for money these days.




MIGHTY PUTTY - It can fix anything except a broken heart. RIP BILLY MAYS


TAGS: billy mays and might putty it can fix anything but a broken heart
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by khaos4ng31

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2010, 11:30 pm
Chipotle-away is a real thing?.....I'm so confused.
agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 11:29 pm
However, if you target vote mine 1L... you'll need more than oxyclean and mighty putty.
khaos4ng31 - April 18, 2010, 7:33 pm
If you vote less than 4, then I understand how you feel, and I want you to know that without Billy, we would have no more OxyClean, no more Chipotle-away, and no more Mighty Putty.


Love & Honesty -


TAGS: chocolate can fix anything right
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 1, 2017, 7:11 am
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - May 1, 2017, 3:54 am
Very funny, words, UP yours


Joan Rivers -




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